The Energy Drink With 0 energy

Wait, What?
  • Energy drink brands are so hell bent on giving us energy, but we just like the flavour, is that so bad?

  • Something that we can drink at our desk without giving us the jitters

  • Or after 6:00pm, without ruining our sleep.

  • Oh, and stimulants are for nerds.

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Before you ask...

What's in it then?

A bunch of stuff. But not caffeine... or sugar.

This Seems Pointless

It is largely pointless, no arguments there. Also that's not a question

So I can Drink This after 6:00pm?

You can drink anything after 6:00pm, we're not telling you how to live. But if you're talking about caffeine ruining your sleep, bingo.

What flavour is it?

uhh, Energy flavour?

Maybe There's a Deeper Message Here

About slowing down, paying attention to life in real time. Finding joy in both the exciting and the mundane of everyday existence.

Probably not though.